Fantastic and Dangerous Corn Salsa 

Hey everyone! So I absolutely fell in love with my first recipe I am posting and I have to say it was a hit with the boyfriend as well.  Now yesterday was a pretty good but boring day and I needed a little fiesta in my life so I decided to make corn salsa.  This recipe is absolutely fantastic and Antonio Banderas would drool over this salsa.  I even cried at one point during the process of making it.  That in itself is a hilarious story.  So you know, I always watch cooking shows and they warn you about the oil you get on your hands from hot peppers and to wear gloves when cutting them.  Well I thought it was some kind of like extra precaution so food network wasn't liable for the third degree chemical burns their viewers can receive from jalapeños.  I was very very wrong.  RULE ONE when cutting any hot pepper or even mildly hot pepper....

ALWAYS wear gloves.

Jalapeños are not that spicey in my opinion but I learned just how much heat was present in one measly pepper when I decided to itch my nose and rubbed my eyes almost simultaneously.  Within a matter of seconds I was blinded and felt like my nose was the result of a painful burn via kelso on That 70s Show.  Not even Ashton Kutcher himself could have made me control the actions of a girl in dying need of relief. 

My first bright idea was water which was NOT a good idea at all.  Especially even mildly warm water it makes the burn worse you guys... NEVER hot water.  I then proceeded to dunk my face in a bowl of milk....this would have made an extremely funny YouTube video.  That helped while my face was in the milk but didn't last long. I then called my mother in a moment of extreme desperation and that did no more than freak my mom out.  Finally I found the answer OLIVE OIL.  Yes slippery stain your clothes, but oh so relieving olive oil.  I soaked my hands for a few minutes while it worked for my face, it didn't get rid of the burn underneath my nails and that just had to go away on its own unfortunately.  Needless to say this very very simple salsa took extremely way to long to throw together.

 Now onto the food!  

This recipe is so easy to make my favorite dog Roscoe could make it!  

Now using fresh corn would have been a lot fresher and a pain in the rear end.  Nobody has time to boil it shave it and then use it.  Obviously in a restaurant you would but frozen corn works just as well.  I just used two 12 oz bags of corn steamers from Harris Teeter.  And it's way cheaper then fresh corn! I let that cool in a big bowl while I chopped up the rest of the ingredients.  I also didn't have any fresh cilantro but they sell these awesome squeeze tubes of concentrated herbs in the grocery store and I just used what I had on hand.  Last note before I write down the recipe make sure to let the favors marinate for a few hours it'll taste way better :). I served this salsa on top of some white rice dusted with chili powder and lime flavored grilled chicken on the side. I hope you guys try this recipe it's definitely a crowd pleaser and I will obviously make it again :)

Corn Salsa Recipe  

• 24 oz of frozen corn
• 2 jalapenos 
• 2 limes juiced 
• 1/2 diced red onion
• 2 cups of fresh cilantro
• 1 can of petite cut no salt tomatoes 
• 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
• 1 tsp cumin 
• 1 tsp chili powder 
• 2 tsp of salt 
• 2 tsp of black pepper

1. First defrost the frozen corn and put in a large bowl to cool down while preparing other ingredients.
2.  Dice 1/2 red onion as small or as big as you like and throw into the bowl of corn. Do the same with your jalapenos and fresh cilantro.
3.  Add in the can of tomatoes after you have drained all of the liquid from the can.  You can also juice both of your limes into the salsa at the same time.
4.  Lastly add all of your spices into the mixture and then mix all together. Make sure to let the salsa marinate for about an hour (overnight is best) before eating.  Note: It goes really well with lime flavored tortilla chips too!